“One to watch!” – The Stage.
“Sharp, Clever & Fun” – Stagedoor.
You’re SO F**KING Croydon! is a bold, unapologetic dive into the female working-class life experience and noughties club culture, blending music, dance, comedy, and spoken word — plus Croydon’s most infamous celebrities.
“It was my nemesis, I hated Croydon with a real vengeance. It represented everything I didn’t want in my life, everything I wanted to get away from. I think it’s the most derogatory thing I can say about somebody or something: ‘God, it’s so f**king Croydon!’” – David Bowie
Set against Croydon’s gritty reputation, this interactive show challenges Bowie’s words, exploring identity, resilience, and breaking free from stereotypes.
With a cheeky ‘Love of Huns’ aesthetic and a euphoric ‘Save the Last Dance’-style finale, it’s a celebration of strength, humour, and refusing to be pigeonholed.
Whether you’ve walked Croydon’s streets or not, this show resonates with heart, humour, and a strut down memory lane – with David Bowie appearing in unexpected ways.
Price
£16 to £18 – book tickets on the Jacksons Lane website.
Contact
Email admin@jacksonslane.org.uk or call 020 8340 5226.
Date
20 May 2025, 7.30pm.
Location
269A Archway Road
London
N6 5SS
United Kingdom
Wheelchair accessible.
